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#!/usr/bin/env perl
use strict;
use warnings;
use List::Util qw<any>;
use DBI;
exit unless exists $ENV{'TGUTILS_TYPE'};
exit unless $ENV{'TGUTILS_TYPE'} eq 'TEXT';
$/ = undef;
my $text = <>;
# Indicios de que alguien ha cagado
my @DUMP_TRIGGERS = (
"caga", "jiñ", "vientr", # Verbos
"pino", "pinaco", "ñordo", "truñ", "chusc", "caca", "mierda" # Sustantivos
);
my @PHRASES = (
"Estoy orgulloso de ti, %s.",
"¡Así se hace %s! 👏👏",
"¿Otra vez, %s? Tu salud intestinal es admirable, felicidades.",
);
my $dbh;
init_schema() unless -f 'escato.db';
if (lc($text) =~ /^\@escatobot/) {
if (any { lc($text) =~ $_ } @DUMP_TRIGGERS) {
save_dump();
} else {
show_dumps();
}
}
sub show_dumps {
my ($tg_chat_id, $tg_id, $tg_username) =
@ENV{'TGUTILS_CHAT_ID', 'TGUTILS_FROM_ID', 'TGUTILS_FROM_USERNAME'};
$dbh ||= DBI->connect("DBI:SQLite:dbname=escato.db", { AutoCommit => 0, RaiseError => 1 });
my ($sec, $min, $hour) = localtime();
print
$hour < 4 || $hour > 20 ? "Hola, buenas noches. " :
$hour > 13 ? "Hola, buenas tardes. " :
"Hola, buenos días. ";
if ($tg_chat_id eq $tg_id) {
my ($month, $year) =
@{tg_id_dumps($tg_id)}{'month', 'year'};
print "Te cuento, $tg_username. Este mes has cagado $month veces. En total llevas $year truños en lo que vamos de año.\n";
} else {
print "Os cuento, shures:\n";
my $position = 1;
my @shures;
foreach my $shur (values %{chat_members($tg_chat_id)}) {
push @shures, {username => $shur->{'username'},
data => tg_id_dumps($shur->{'id'})};
}
foreach my $shur (sort { $b->{data}{month} <=> $a->{data}{month} } @shures) {
printf "%d - @%s ha cagado %d veces este mes, y %d al año.\n",
$position++, $shur->{username}, $shur->{data}{month}, $shur->{data}{year};
}
}
}
sub chat_members {
my $tg_chat_id = shift;
$dbh ||= DBI->connect("DBI:SQLite:dbname=escato.db", { AutoCommit => 0, RaiseError => 1 });
my $sth = $dbh->prepare('SELECT U.id, U.username FROM tg_chat_users CU JOIN tg_users U ON U.id = CU.tg_id WHERE CU.tg_chat_id = ?');
$sth->execute($tg_chat_id);
return $sth->fetchall_hashref('id');
}
sub tg_id_dumps {
my $tg_id = shift;
$dbh ||= DBI->connect("DBI:SQLite:dbname=escato.db", { AutoCommit => 0, RaiseError => 1 });
my $sth = $dbh->prepare('SELECT day, count FROM monthly_dumps WHERE tg_id = ?');
$sth->execute($tg_id);
my %stats = (total => 0, year => 0, month => 0, day => 0);
my (undef, undef, undef, $day, $month, $year) = localtime();
$month++;
$year += 1900;
while (my $row = $sth->fetch()) {
my ($date, $count) = @$row;
my ($y, $m, $d) = $date =~ /(\d+)-(\d+)-(\d+)/;
$stats{total} += $count;
$stats{year} += $count if $y == $year;
$stats{month} += $count if $m == $month;
$stats{day} += $count if $d == $day;
}
\%stats;
}
sub init_schema {
$dbh ||= DBI->connect("DBI:SQLite:dbname=escato.db", { AutoCommit => 0, RaiseError => 1 });
$dbh->prepare('CREATE TABLE tg_users (
id INTEGER PRIMARY KEY,
username TEXT NOT NULL UNIQUE
)')->execute();
$dbh->prepare('CREATE TABLE tg_chats (
id INTEGER PRIMARY KEY
)')->execute();
$dbh->prepare('CREATE TABLE tg_chat_users (
tg_chat_id INTEGER NOT NULL,
tg_id INTEGER NOT NULL,
PRIMARY KEY (tg_chat_id, tg_id),
FOREIGN KEY (tg_id) REFERENCES tg_users(id),
FOREIGN KEY (tg_chat_id) REFERENCES tg_chats(id)
)')->execute();
$dbh->prepare('CREATE TABLE monthly_dumps (
id INTEGER PRIMARY KEY,
tg_id INTEGER NOT NULL,
day DATE NOT NULL,
count INTEGER NOT NULL,
FOREIGN KEY (tg_id) REFERENCES tg_users(id)
UNIQUE(tg_id, day)
)')->execute();
}
sub save_dump {
my ($tg_chat_id, $tg_id, $tg_username) = @ENV{'TGUTILS_CHAT_ID', 'TGUTILS_FROM_ID', 'TGUTILS_FROM_USERNAME'};
$dbh ||= DBI->connect("DBI:SQLite:dbname=escato.db", { AutoCommit => 0, RaiseError => 1 });
$dbh->prepare('INSERT OR REPLACE INTO tg_users VALUES (?, ?)')
->execute($tg_id, $tg_username);
$dbh->prepare('INSERT OR IGNORE INTO tg_chats VALUES (?)')
->execute($tg_chat_id);
$dbh->prepare('INSERT OR IGNORE INTO tg_chat_users VALUES (?, ?)')
->execute($tg_chat_id, $tg_id);
my $sth = $dbh->prepare('SELECT count FROM monthly_dumps
WHERE tg_id = ? AND day = DATE("now", "start of day")');
$sth->execute($tg_id);
if ($sth->fetch()) {
$dbh
->prepare('UPDATE monthly_dumps SET count = count+1 WHERE
tg_id = ? AND day = DATE("now", "start of day")')
->execute($tg_id);
} else {
$dbh->prepare('INSERT INTO monthly_dumps
(tg_id, day, count)
VALUES
(?, DATE("now", "start of day"), 1)')->execute($tg_id);
}
printf $PHRASES[rand @PHRASES], "@" . $tg_username;
}
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